Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
College Courses for Women
1…Silence, the final frontier – Where no woman has gone before.2…The undiscovered side of...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...