From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...