What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...