Condom
Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...