Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...