Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...