What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.