Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...