Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...