The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
International airline
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Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
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Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...