BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...