How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
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Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...