Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...