Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...