Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...