Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...