How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
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What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...