Lease nuclear weapons
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Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Pest-by-Modem
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What makes a man think he is so great?
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Pat and Jimmy-Joe
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I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...