Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
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The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Bath Time.
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