Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.