On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...