Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...