Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...