How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
How Specs Live Forever
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A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...