keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!