Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....