Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...