Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...