There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...