Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...