The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...