Looks bad on resume cover letters
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Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...