Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
mouse’s favorite record?
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Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...