How To Be A Man!
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Get me an ambulence now
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Unsanitary conditions
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Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Tech Glossary
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Watch real baseball
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