The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”