Solving a problem
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Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...