The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...