First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...