One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...