Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...