Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...