This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...