Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...