Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....