Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...