Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...