Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
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Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
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Consultation fees
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Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
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Lost X Files Christmas episode
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