Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...