Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...