The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...