Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...