What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.