A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....