Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...